Mike was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an
important
meeting and couldn't find a parking place.
Looking up toward heaven, he said, "Lord, take pity on me. If you
find
me a parking place I will go to church every Sunday for the rest of my
life and give up beer."
Just then a parking place miraculously appeared!
Mike looked up again and said, "Never mind. I found one!"
Phil said
Oct 27, 2005
Some days, are like sitting on a stool, with a pail--beside a cow, and trying to get milk. You can squeeze, and sqeeze, and sqeeze, but nothing comes out. You can pump the cows tail. You can jump up and down, and give it a kick in the butt--but nothing happens. You can get in its face and say "nice cow", and all it does is go "Moo!!! and scare the hell outa yu.
I never learned till, I got into AA that there is a process, to go through.
You gotta feed it hay--before anything happens on the other end. There are a few steps to the process.
And in the end of it all? "Milk"" If its a Brown cow? Chocolate milk.:)
Yaaaa--its all a process.:)
wagon said
Oct 27, 2005
hey phil how did u know i needed a good laugh thanks god bless wagon
Mikel said
Oct 28, 2005
You Canadians! Phil, I'm tellin' ya, don't quit your day job!
Take off, eh?
Have a great one,
M
Phil said
Oct 28, 2005
Howdy Mike. Hows it goin?
Take off eh?
Been tryin to do that, for quite a while now, but cant find anyone, to take me in.
The ones that will, are people, that have these padded rooms, and they wont let me play with matches.:)
Some days, are like sitting on a stool, with a pail--beside a cow, and trying to get milk. You can squeeze, and sqeeze, and sqeeze, but nothing comes out. You can pump the cows tail. You can jump up and down, and give it a kick in the butt--but nothing happens. You can get in its face and say "nice cow", and all it does is go "Moo!!! and scare the hell outa yu.
I never learned till, I got into AA that there is a process, to go through.
You gotta feed it hay--before anything happens on the other end. There are a few steps to the process.
And in the end of it all? "Milk"" If its a Brown cow? Chocolate milk.:)
Yaaaa--its all a process.:)
You Canadians! Phil, I'm tellin' ya, don't quit your day job!
Take off, eh?
Have a great one,
M
Howdy Mike. Hows it goin?
Take off eh?
Been tryin to do that, for quite a while now, but cant find anyone, to take me in.
The ones that will, are people, that have these padded rooms, and they wont let me play with matches.:)
Have a good one.