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My phone is out.

The Repair man was here but i was out , so he didn't fix it.

I tested it and The problem is outside the house, so I guess he wanted to visit or something????????

God only knows what might go thru ones head.

No problem Recardo!! Keep smilin!!  Youll drive your enemies nuts, and likely the wife too. lol

Hey? What kind of fish y'all got in that lake?

Did you get that joke going around about the Husband and wife not talking to each other?

He left an note on the bedside table, for his wife to wake him up at 5am, one morning.

He woke up late, at 8am.

Asked his wife. "How come you didnt wake me up at 5?"  She said "I did"

She handed him the note and it read. "Its 5am--wake up".

oooooh myyyy --  Later Bud!!

Souuds like a good way to talk to the wife.

Fixed the phone myself last night.  The repair man had the line connected to the wrong jack.

I was trying to get a couple places rented.  Ad in the paper--not many calls--and couldn't return the ones I got.  I guess my phone rang and rang.  Real goood for renting apartments---Let go let god???