All I ever needed to know, about life, I really learned from a cow.

Wake up in a happy mooo-d

Dont cry over spilled milk

When chewing your cud, remember...There is no fat--no calories--no cholesterol--and no taste

The grass is greener on the other side of the fence...Turn the udder cheek, and mooo--ve on

Seize every opportunity and milk it for all its worth

Its better to be seen and not herd

Honour thy Fodder and thy Mother and all your udder relatives

Never take any bull from anyone

Always let them know whos Bossy

Stepping on cow pies brings good luck

Black and white is always an appropriate fashion statement

Dont forget to cow--nt your blessings every day.

Always grap the bull by the horns if you dont want kicked in the --oops!

Hi Phil. thats truly shocking, I thought the 'fish' jokes over here were bad! (I.E Two parrots sitting on the perch, one says to the other "can you smell fish"

Anyway, I'll stop carping on about it, cod, there has got to be more to life

Think I'm getting a migraine, but it may just be a bad haddock!

Yeh! Insanity rules!

See ya

Chris. 

Hey Phil got your message loud and clear, but I'll be on the lake tomorrow>

Just got home from my in laws cook out which was after an AA buddy's installation service into the Gospel Ministry of Jesus Christ. Was pretty cool.  Lot of nice people.

Gonna take my Wife's cousin fishing tomorrow.  Should be a good day at work.  Had other plans, but thats ok!!!  What the Hell --- fishing is more fun than working. 

Nothing like an answering machine Rick> They dont talk back-lol

yaaa-thought Ide check in with yu and see how you were doing. No problem.

You have a good day on the water Bud. Enjoy it before the lake freezes over:)

Was talking to Cabbagehead in England today too. Chris? If youre listening? It was great talking with you.

Gads!! And I thought the Canadian accent was bad. hahaha  and youre jokes are worse than ours. Luv yu anyway my freind. Will give you another call, sometime soon. Its no wonder those fine folk from the US of A look at us a bit funny hu?  We make them grateful. lol 

I can blame my stuff on freezer burn. And Englands always in a fog, so we have excuses.:)

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30 minutes later: Hey Rick. Thanks for getting back to me. Was in the car-so I couldnt talk to you for long--but thats ok:)

Driving a bit, just to get outa the house--sitting on butt makes for brain drain. Then again that depends if brain is on neck, or one is sitting on it.

Take care of yourselves guys. Thinkin of yu.--and yaaa one day at a time, wele get through this sheet--somehow-Its God. Take another one.