How do you catch a unique rabbit?

U nique up on him !!

How do you catch a tame rabbit?

Tame way!

I just came to realize why "I quit watching the Bugs Bunny Show"

Kept asking all my customers "Whats up Doc?" and eating a lot of carrotts.

Kept digging these holes in the back yard.

Every time I heard a noise, my ears pointed straight up.

Insanity Does rule. hahahaha

Warning, if you have ever had thoughts of suicide or self harm, DON'T read this joke, it's possibly the worst one ever. Apologies.

Some US Marines were on patrol in Iraq and got lost in the desert. After walking in circles for weeks they had run out of food and were getting hungry.

One of the Marines spotted a bacon tree in the distance, and they all ran over to it to get some bacon.

They were all shot and killed..............(Remember the warning)

It wasn't a bacon tree, it was a hambush!

Bye for now.

Chris.