What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

   


A RECEEDING HARELINE

One of my all time favorites was from the old "Muppet Show" on tv. 

Statler: "What do you get when you pour steaming water down a rabbit hole?"

Waldorf: "Hot, Cross Bunnies!"

"hot cross bunnies and hare lines". ok guys-put the drugs back in the cupboard. roflmao

Ok, I guess this is the dry joke thread? Cool....here's a couple to fly by ya...

Q: What do you call a fly with no wings?

A: A walk.

Q: What did one fly say to the other fly?

A: Pssst....your man is open.

Hi Doll, You've made a big mistake! you've opened the floodgates for my endless memory of bad jokes! Just hoping I can resist!

If I start, people will suffer, No honestly, my jokes really are that bad.

What do you call a sheep with no legs?

a cloud!

Stop me now,

A man walked into a bar "ouch".

Thank god my fiancee is dragging me away from the computer!

Sorry.

Chris.

Chris, you're a HOOT!

Keep it up, I just like using the above emoticon  !!

Doll