Alcoholics Anonymous

smilin' 12 steps...:)

wantneeda said
Aug 11, 2005

Step 1_ "We admitted we were powerless over humor, that our lives had become more manageable."

2. Came to believe that a smile greater than ourselves could restore us to laughter.

Step 3

e A Decision To Turn Our Lives Over To The Care Of Humor,as We Understood It.

Step 4:
Made a searching and fearless inventory of our hard drives, and decided to store as many of the little buggers as we could! (we're talkin' smilies here...) STEP:5 ADMITTED TO SEINFELD,DANGERFIELD,AND CRIS ROCK,THE EXACT NATURE OF OUR WRONGS.

Step 6_
Were entirely ready to have Seinfeld start a new sitcom, provided he brought Kramer back....or step 6. Were entirely ready to have George Burns remove all these defects of funny characters.

STEP7:HUMBLY ASKED HIM TO REMOVE NEWMAN.

8- Made a list of all persons the soup man harmed and became willing to feed them all. STEP9:GAVE DIRECT HUMOR TO ALL PEOPLE WHEREVER POSSIBLE,
EXCEPT WHEN TO DO SO WOULD CAUSE THEM TO PEE THIER PANTS. Step 10_
Continued to keep a smile on our faces, and when we felt sad, promptly and honestly dealt with it. STEP 11:SOUGHT THROUGH JOKES AND LAUGHTER TO IMPROVE OUR CONSCIOUS
CONTACT WITH HUMOR,PRAYING ONLY TO HEAR A GOOD JOKE AND THE POWER TO REMEMBER IT.

And finally, Step 12_
Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these steps, we tried to carry the message of humor to other alcoholics and addicts, and to practice humor and love in all our affairs.