Q. Why does a staggering, disarrayed, wild-eyed, incoherent drunk prefer vodka? A. Because it disguises his breath.

BECAUSE IT MIXES WITH ANYTHING

I USE TO PARTY WITH A FRIEND

WE WOULD GET DRUNK AND ORDER VODKA 

THE BARTENDER WOULD SAY AND WITH WHAT?

AND WE'D SAY ANYTHING

-- Edited by Rick at 04:44, 2005-05-25