>>WOMEN'S REVENGE: "Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding >>items the >>woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a >>remote >>control for a television set in her purse. "So, do you always carry >>your TV >>remote?" I asked. "No," she replied, "but my husband refused to >>come >>shopping with me, so I figured this was the most legal evil thing I >>could do >>to him." >> >>> > >       ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ >>UNDERSTANDING WOMEN: (A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE) >>> > > >>I know I'm not going to understand women. I'll never understand how >>you can >>take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair >>out by the >>root, and still be afraid of a spider. >>> > >       ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ >> >> >>MARRIAGE SEMINAR: >>> > > >>While attending a Marriage Seminar dealing with communication, Tom >>and his >>wife Grace listened to the        instructor, "It is essential that >>husbands >>and wives know the things that are important to each other." He >>addressed >>the man, "Can you describe your wife's favorite flower?" Tom leaned >>over, >>touched his wife's arm gently and whispered,  "its Pillsbury, isn't >>it? The >>rest of the story gets rather ugly, so I'll stop right here. >>> > >       ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ >> >> >>WIFE VS. HUSBAND: >>> > > >>A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a >>word. An >>earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them >>wanted to >>concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, >>and pigs, >>the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?" >>"Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws." >>> > >       ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ >> >>WORDS: >>> > > >>A husband read an article to his wife about how many  words women >>use a >>day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000. The wife replied, "The reason has >>to be >>because we have to repeat everything to men..." The husband then >>turned to >>his wife and asked, "What?" >>> > >       ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ >> >>CREATION: >>> > > >>A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so >>stupid and >>so beautiful all at the same time." The   wife responded, "Allow me >>to >>explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God >>made me >>stupid so I would be attracted to you! >>> > >       ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ >>> > > >> >>WHO DOES WHAT: >>> > > >>A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew >>the coffee >>each morning. The wife said, "You >>should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to >>wait as >>long to get our coffee." The husband said, "You are in charge of >>cooking >>around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I >>can just >>wait for my coffee." Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and >>besides, it is >>in the Bible that the man should do the coffee." Husband replies, >>"I can't believe that, show me." So she fetched the Bible, and >>opened the >>Old Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it >>indeed >>says . . "HEBREWS".

lol, thanks for a good laugh!