Day 183 of My Captivity: My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild scolding I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture.
Tomorrow I may eat another houseplant. Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded; must try this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair, must try this on their bed.
Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body in an attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was. Hmmm, not working according to plan.
There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary confinement throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the food. More importantly, I overheard that my confinement was due to my power of "allergies." Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage.
I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The bird, on the other hand, has got to be an informant, and speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room, his safety is assured.
But I can wait, it is only a matter of time...
Rick said
Feb 24, 2005
2 dogs
2 cats
and 3 horses
How does this work?? PHIL ?????
amanda2u2 said
Feb 24, 2005
Phil said
Feb 24, 2005
Good morning Amanda and Rick.
Um-Rick? They are all alcoholic?
Hide their booze--go to Alanon-Love and detatch. roflmao
GammyRose said
Feb 24, 2005
Phil, I'm with Amanda on this one I needed a good laff
Have a great sober day.
(((Hugs)))
GammyRose
Cabbageheadchris said
Feb 24, 2005
Excellent Phil, thanks.
That snowball that you threw across the Atlantic for me has arrived here! Time to get the ice axes out and head for the hills to go ice climbing I think.
Tomorrow I may eat another houseplant. Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded; must try this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair, must try this on their bed.
Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body in an attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was. Hmmm, not working according to plan.
There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary confinement throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the food. More importantly, I overheard that my confinement was due to my power of "allergies." Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage.
I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The bird, on the other hand, has got to be an informant, and speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room, his safety is assured.
But I can wait, it is only a matter of time...
2 dogs
2 cats
and 3 horses
How does this work?? PHIL ?????
Good morning Amanda and Rick.
Um-Rick? They are all alcoholic?
Hide their booze--go to Alanon-Love and detatch. roflmao
Phil, I'm with Amanda on this one
I needed a good laff 
Have a great sober day.
(((Hugs)))
GammyRose
Excellent Phil, thanks.
That snowball that you threw across the Atlantic for me has arrived here! Time to get the ice axes out and head for the hills to go ice climbing I think.
Hope everyone has a great day,
Best wishes.
Chris.