A  very elderly gentleman, (mid nineties) very well dressed, hair > > > > well  groomed, great looking suit, flower in his lapel smelling slightly > > > > of  a good aftershave, presenting a well looked after image, walks into > > > > an  upscale cocktail lounge. > > > > Seated  at the bar is an elderly looking lady, (mid eighties). The  gentleman > > > > walks  over, sits along side of her, orders a drink, > > > > takes  a sip, turns to her and says, "So tell me, do I come here often?" > > > > > > > > <><><><><><><> > > > > > > > > An  elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of > > > > years.  He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted > > > > for  a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%. > > > > The  elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the > > > > doctor  said, "Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased > > > > that  you can hear again." > > > > The  gentleman replied, "Oh, I haven't told my family yet. I just > > > > sit  around and listen to the conversations. I've changed my will three > > > > times!" > > > > > > > > <><><><><><><> > > > > > > > > Two  elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a > > > > bench  under a tree when one turns to the other and says . . . > > > > "Slim,  I'm 83 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. > > > > I  know you're about my age. How do you feel?" > > > > Slim  says, "I feel just like a newborn baby." > > > > "Really!?  Like a new-born baby!?" > > > > "Yep.  No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants." > > > > > > > > <><><><><><><> > > > > > > > > An  elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and after > > > > eating,  the wives left the table and went into the kitchen. > > > > The  two gentlemen were talking, and one said, "Last night we went > > > > out  to a new restaurant and it was really great. I would recommend it > > > > very  highly." > > > > The  other man said, "What is the name of the restaurant?" > > > > The  first man thought and thought and finally said, "What is the > > > > name  of that flower you give to someone you love? You know... the one > > > > that's  red and has thorns." "Do you mean a rose?" > > > > "Yes,  that's the one," replied the man. He then turned towards the > > > > kitchen  and yelled, "Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we > > > > went  to last night?" > >