Reason to smile: Every Seven minutes of every day, some one in an aerobics class, pulls a hamstring. ------------------------------------- They keep telling us to get in touch with our bodies. Mine isnt always that comunicative. But I heard from it the other day When I said "Body? Howd you like to go to the six oclock class in "Vigorous Toning?" Clear as a bell I heard my body say, "Listen Fatty!! Do it and Die!! -------------------------------------------- My mind not only, sometimes wanders, It sometimes leaves completely. ------------------------------------------- The nice part about living in a small town When you dont know what you are doing Someone else always does. -------------------------------------------- The best way to forget all your troubles is to wear tight shoes. ------------------------------------------------- Its amazing. You hang something in your closet for a while And it shrinks two sizes. ---------------------------------------------- Just when I am getting used to yesterday Along comes today. ------------------------------- Sometimes, I think I understand everything Then, I regain consciousness.

Goodmorning Phil, old chap..... I know this post wasn't meant for me ,hmmmmm, but I read it anyway. Thanks for the laugh, my smile will be working in about an hour when my body wakes up.

Have a wonderful laugh filled sober day my friend.

(((Hugs)))

GammyRose

 

Hey Phil,

Ditto to what Gammy said!

I'm not old yet, just oldER!  Thanks for the laugh... you're very much appreciated!

Please have a good day and I will, too.  I may groan a bit, but I'll make it a good day.

Love and hugs and prayers your way, dear friend,

Alice

Thats right girls OLDER If I get any older Ile be as old as dirt-hahahaha Have a good evening!!