Reason to smile:
Every Seven minutes of every day, some one in an aerobics class, pulls a hamstring.
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They keep telling us to get in touch with our bodies.
Mine isnt always that comunicative.
But I heard from it the other day
When I said
"Body? Howd you like to go to the six oclock class in "Vigorous Toning?"
Clear as a bell I heard my body say,
"Listen Fatty!! Do it and Die!!
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My mind not only, sometimes wanders,
It sometimes leaves completely.
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The nice part about living in a small town
When you dont know what you are doing
Someone else always does.
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The best way to forget all your troubles is to wear tight shoes.
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Its amazing.
You hang something in your closet for a while
And it shrinks two sizes.
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Just when I am getting used to yesterday
Along comes today.
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Sometimes, I think I understand everything
Then, I regain consciousness.
GammyRose said
Jan 11, 2005
Goodmorning Phil, old chap..... I know this post wasn't meant for me ,hmmmmm, but I read it anyway. Thanks for the laugh, my smile will be working in about an hour when my body wakes up.
Have a wonderful laugh filled sober day my friend.
(((Hugs)))
GammyRose
DblWinnr said
Jan 11, 2005
Hey Phil,
Ditto to what Gammy said!
I'm not old yet, just oldER! Thanks for the laugh... you're very much appreciated!
Please have a good day and I will, too. I may groan a bit, but I'll make it a good day.
Love and hugs and prayers your way, dear friend,
Alice
Phil said
Jan 11, 2005
Thats right girls OLDER
If I get any older Ile be as old as dirt-hahahaha
Have a good evening!!
Goodmorning Phil, old chap..... I know this post wasn't meant for me ,hmmmmm, but I read it anyway. Thanks for the laugh, my smile will be working in about an hour when my body wakes up.
Have a wonderful laugh filled sober day my friend.
(((Hugs)))
GammyRose
Hey Phil,
Ditto to what Gammy said!
I'm not old yet, just oldER! Thanks for the laugh... you're very much appreciated!
Please have a good day and I will, too. I may groan a bit, but I'll make it a good day.
Love and hugs and prayers your way, dear friend,
Alice