New Year's Resolutions for Internet Junkies...
I will try to figure out why I *really* need 9 e-mail addresses.
I will stop sending e-mail to my wife (husband).
I resolve to work with neglected children -- my own.
I will answer my snail mail with the same enthusiasm with which I answer my e-mail.
I will stop sending e-mail, ICQ, Instant Messages and be on the phone at the same time with the same person.
I resolve to back up my 12GB hard drive daily...well, once a week... okay, monthly then...or maybe...
I will spend less than one hour a day on the Internet. This, of course, will be hard
to estimate since I'm not a clock watcher.
When I hear "Where do you want to go today?" I will not reply "MS Tech Support."
When I hear a funny joke I will not reply, "LOL... LOL!"
I will read the manual... just as soon as I can find it.
I will think of a password other than "password."
I will stop checking my e-mail at 3:00 in the morning... 4:30 is much more practical.
I resolve... I resolve to... I resolve to, uh... I resolve to, uh, get my, er...
I resolve to, uh, get my, er, off-line work done, too!
DblWinnr said
Jan 5, 2005
Phil, your resolutions are hysterical and thank you for the laughter.
I always make sensible resolutions that I know I can keep.... like get more sleep, rest more, make less work by cooking light or nuking some Stouffer's meals for dinner, promise less, and do daily therapy-- like thinking positive and laughing.
Be well and in good spirits, dear friend.
Love and hugs and prayers,
Alice
-- Edited by DblWinnr at 00:48, 2005-01-05
Cabbageheadchris said
Jan 5, 2005
Think I'll just stick to staying sober! Not had a drink since I stopped, but when the urges come, they seem to be getting stronger. Ah well, the urges can wait, I will NOT drink.
Wish it was as easy as that for smoking, I planned on giving up and lasted 8 hours, and that was because I was asleep. The HP is a smoker too I think!
Keep on laughing everyone! It confuses the rest of the world!
Bye for now.
Chris.
Busbe said
Jan 6, 2005
Hang in there Chris your doing great stay STRONG.....Busbe
Phil, your resolutions are hysterical and thank you for the laughter.
I always make sensible resolutions that I know I can keep.... like get more sleep, rest more, make less work by cooking light or nuking some Stouffer's meals for dinner, promise less, and do daily therapy-- like thinking positive and laughing.
Be well and in good spirits, dear friend.
Love and hugs and prayers,
Alice
-- Edited by DblWinnr at 00:48, 2005-01-05
Think I'll just stick to staying sober! Not had a drink since I stopped, but when the urges come, they seem to be getting stronger. Ah well, the urges can wait, I will NOT drink.
Wish it was as easy as that for smoking, I planned on giving up and lasted 8 hours, and that was because I was asleep. The HP is a smoker too I think!
Keep on laughing everyone! It confuses the rest of the world!
Bye for now.
Chris.