someone here tried to send this joke a couple of times but the ending was cut short every time. someone just sent it to me and i thought i would pass it along.
Marty wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. Marty looks around the room and sees that it's in perfect order, spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table: "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping. Love You!" So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough, there IS a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. Marty asks, "Son, what happened last night?" His son says, "Well Dad, you came home after 3 AM, drunk and delirious! Broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door!" Confused, Marty asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, with breakfast on the table waiting for me?" His son replies, "Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you said, "Lady, leave me alone, I'm married!"
A self-induced hangover - $100.00 Broken furniture - $200.00 Breakfast - $10.00 Saying the right thing - PRICELESS
He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a
couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sits down
and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed.
Marty looks around the room and sees that it's in perfect order,
spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and
notices a note on the table: "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left
early to go shopping. Love You!"
So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough, there IS a hot breakfast and
the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating.
Marty asks, "Son, what happened last night?" His son says, "Well Dad, you
came home after 3 AM, drunk and delirious! Broke some furniture, puked in
the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the
door!" Confused, Marty asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean,
with breakfast on the table waiting for me?"
His son replies, "Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she
tried to take your pants off, you said, "Lady, leave me alone, I'm
married!"
A self-induced hangover - $100.00
Broken furniture - $200.00
Breakfast - $10.00
Saying the right thing - PRICELESS