Four brewery presidents walk into a bar. The guy from Corona sits down and says, "Hey, Senor, I would like the world's best beer, a Corona". The bartender gives it to him. The guy from Budweiser says, "I'd like the best beer in the world. Give me 'The King of Beers,' a Budweiser". The bartender gives him one. The guy from Coors says, "I'd like the only beer made with Rocky Mountain spring water. Give me a Coors". He gets it. The guy from Guinness sits down and says, "Give me a Coke". The bartender is a little taken aback, but gives him what he ordered. The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask, "Why aren't you drinking a Guinness?" The Guinness president replies, "Well, I figured if you guys aren't drinking beer, neither would I".