Psychological Christmas Songs SCHIZOPHRENIA - Do You Hear What I Hear? MULTIPLE PERSONALITY - We Three Kings Disoriented Are. DEMENTIA - I Think I'll Be Home For Christmas. NARCISSISTIC - Hark The Herald Angels Sing (About Me) MANIA - Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town ...or Deck the Halls and Spare No Expense! PARANOIA - Santa Claus is Coming To Get Me. PERSONALITY DISORDER - You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, then MAYBE I'll tell you why. OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE - Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell.... BORDERLINE PERSONALITY - Thoughts of Roasting in an Open Fire. PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE - On the First Day of Christmas My True Love Gave to Me... (and then took it all away). ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Have a good days Guys.:)

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Best wishes to all. Hope you have a good day.

Chris.

SEX MANIACS: Oh cum all ye faithful DEAF : Silent night ACCOUNTANTS: We four kings of orient are HORTICULTURALISTS: The holly and the ivy MANIC DEPRESSIVES: Joy to the world (SIGH) CAR COLLECTORS: Hark the Herald angels sing REALISTS: On the 12 th day of Xmas my true love gave to me formal notice that she was pregnant, a restraining order preventing me from coming within one mile of my home, a writ for divorce and a demand for alimony. LIAR: Virgin Mary SUPREMACIST: White Xmas PREGNANT: Santa Baby MURDERER: Slay ride DONT SIT ON THE SAUNA COALS: Chestnuts roasting........ INSECURITY: Do you hear what I hear? DRUGGIE: Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow BUILDER: Santa Claus got stuck in my chimney ME SUFFERERS: God rest ye merry gentlemen LAPPS: Winter wander land