Subject: Parents! >> >> An elderly man in Auckland calls his son in Sydney and says, "I >>hate to >>ruin your day, but I have to tell you that you mother and I are >>divorcing, >>forty five years of misery is enough." >> >>"Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams. >> >>"We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the old man >>says. >>"We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so >>you call >>your sister in Brisbane and tell her." and he hangs up. >> >>Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone, "Like >>heck >>they're getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll take care of this." >> >>She calls her dad immediately, and screams at the old man, "You are >>NOT >>getting divorced! Don't do a single thing until I get there. I"m >>calling >>my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, >>don't do a >>thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" and hangs up. >> >>The old man hangs up the phone and turns to his wife, "OK he says, >>"they're >>coming for Christmas and paying their own airfares."

Very funny, Phil!  Thanks for the laugh.  Hope you're doing well and behaving yourself.  Never lose your sense of humor!

Love & Hugs & Prayers,

Alice

Thanks Phil    That gave me a good chuckle   Busbe