Subject: Parents!
>>
>> An elderly man in Auckland calls his son in Sydney and says, "I
>>hate to
>>ruin your day, but I have to tell you that you mother and I are
>>divorcing,
>>forty five years of misery is enough."
>>
>>"Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams.
>>
>>"We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the old man
>>says.
>>"We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so
>>you call
>>your sister in Brisbane and tell her." and he hangs up.
>>
>>Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone, "Like
>>heck
>>they're getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll take care of this."
>>
>>She calls her dad immediately, and screams at the old man, "You are
>>NOT
>>getting divorced! Don't do a single thing until I get there. I"m
>>calling
>>my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then,
>>don't do a
>>thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" and hangs up.
>>
>>The old man hangs up the phone and turns to his wife, "OK he says,
>>"they're
>>coming for Christmas and paying their own airfares."
DblWinnr said
Dec 14, 2004
Very funny, Phil! Thanks for the laugh. Hope you're doing well and behaving yourself. Never lose your sense of humor!
Very funny, Phil! Thanks for the laugh. Hope you're doing well and behaving yourself. Never lose your sense of humor!
Love & Hugs & Prayers,
Alice