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  Ok...I had to delete some of the ones from this site because there were bunches of them and I tried to get the ones which were "eggstra" special. There are some racy ones which I didn't post unless I overlooked any. Site link is below if you want to read more..
 
 
Where does the Easter Bunny get his eggs? From Eggplants.
What happened to the Easter Bunny when he misbehaved at school? He was eggspelled!
Did you hear about the lady whose house was infested with Easter eggs? She had to call an eggs-terminator!
 
What day does an Easter egg hate the most? Fry-days. 
Q: What do you call a rabbit with fleas? A: Bugs Bunny!
Q: Why was the little girl sad after the race? A: Because an egg beater!
Q: What do you get if you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole? A: a hot cross bunny
Q: How do bunnies stay healthy? A: Eggercise 
Q: Why won't Easter eggs go out at night? A: They don't want to get "beat up".
Q: Why couldnt the Easter egg family watch T.V.? A: Because their cable was scrambled.
Q: How is the Easter Bunny like Shaquille O'Neal? A: They're both famous for stuffing baskets!
 
Q: Where does the easter bunny eat breakfast? A: at Ihop
 Q: What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much? A: He cracked up.
Q: What do you call ten rabbits marching backwards? A: A receding hareline.
Q: What do you call a sleepy Easter egg? A: Egg-zosted!
Q: Why was the Easter Bunny so upset? A: He was having a bad hare day!
Q: How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself? A: With a hare dryer!
Q: "Why are you studying your Easter candy?" A: "I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!" 
 
Q: What happened when the Easter Bunny caught his head in the fan? A: It took ears off his life!  
Q: Why was the Easter Bunny arrested? A: He was charged with Hare-assment!
Q: Why did a fellow rabbit say that the Easter Bunny was self-centered? A: Because he is eggocentric. (egocentric)  
Q: Why did the magician have to cancel his show? A: He'd just washed his hare and couldn't do a thing with it.
Q: What type of movie is about water fowl? A: A duckumentary. 
Q: What is the end of Easter? A: The letter R.
 
Q: What do you call a duck that just doesn't fit in? A: Mallardjusted. 
Q: Why did the egg go to the baseball game? A: For the egg-stra innings!
Q: What do you call an egg from outer space? A: An "Egg-stra terrestial".
Q: What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with an overstressed person? A: An Easter basket case!
Q: What's big and purple and hugs your Easter basket? A: The Easter Barney!
Q: What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with Chinese food? A: Hop suey! 
 
And one more.......Q: What did the mommy egg say to the baby egg? A: You're "Egg-stra special"!
(Like you guys! Happy Easter!!!!!)


-- Edited by betterthanyesterday52 on Sunday 20th of April 2014 07:31:06 AM

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Egg-stounding



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This kinda takes the egg-citement out of having breakfast, ... LOL



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