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1. Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco.

>2. Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.

>3. There are 2 theories to arguing with a woman...neither works.

>4. Never miss a good chance to shut up.

>5. Always drink upstream from the herd.

>6. If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.

>7. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in
>your pocket.


>8. There are three kinds of men: The ones that learn by reading. The few who
>learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence and
>find out for themselves.

>9. Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad
>judgment.

>10. If you're riding' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then
>to make sure it's still there.

>11. Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back.
>12. After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started
>roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him. The moral:

>When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.

>ABOUT GROWING OLDER..

>First ~ Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age
>and start bragging about it.

>Second ~ The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.

>Third ~ Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people
>to know "why" I look this way. I've traveled a long way and some of the
>roads weren't paved.
>

>Fourth ~ When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think
>of Algebra.

>Fifth ~ You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or
>leaks.

>Sixth ~ I don't know how I got over the hill without getting to the top.

>Seventh ~ One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it is
>such a nice change from being young.

>Eighth ~ One must wait until evening to see how splendid the day has been.

>Ninth ~ Being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.

>Tenth ~ Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was
>called witchcraft. Today it's called golf.

>And finally ~ If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have
>anything to laugh at when you are old.


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Thanks again, two laughs and it's only 1:15pm! I think it's going to be a good day!


Bye for now!



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happy belated birthday- i forgot to log out yesterday.  i love your sense of humor about the brain cells.  you are great hope you did have a good day i will have to remember that for next year.  your words of wisdom has helped me out emensely only wish that i could equally reciprocate. your birthday would have been a great excuse.  hang in there and god bless.  love you

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Will Do. :)



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Uh-oh, Marc. That's one of those ancient discussion threads again. Dave12 will not be happy...



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>Second ~ The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.

Amen

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